Why, hello there lassy. I am Dr. Pickles. Please; have a seat in the waiting room. I will be with you momentarily.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
i always just scrolled past this video but today i watched it and learned that i wasnt just scrolling past a video ~ i was scrolling past an experience
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i cant breathe
neither can her toes
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
my life is complete
#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET
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You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA
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are we just going to ignore the fact that kris jenner seemingly owns a handbag the size of her entire body
